HPB Voices Reloaded

Ocean Jokes

Q. What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A. A hermit crab!

 

Q. What is a dolphin's favourite TV show?

A. Whale of fortune!

 

Q. To whom do fish go to borrow money?

A. A loan shark!

 

Q. What fish is the most valuable?

A. Goldfish!

 

Q. What fish only swims at night?

A. A starfish!

 

Q. What kind of hair does the ocean have?

A. Wavey hair!

 

Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

A. I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

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Answers to pre-launch publicity poster riddles

Q: How does the Hokkien prawn laugh?

A: Hae hae hae……

 

Q: How does the Teochew prawn laugh?

A: Heh heh heh……

 

Q: How does the Cantonese prawn laugh?

A: Har har har……

 

Q: How does the Teochew fish laugh?

A: He he he……

 

Q: What do you call a person that hates cockles?

A: Haam-less!

 

Q: Who do fish visit when they need money?

A: The loan shark!