HPB Voices Reloaded
January-February 2006
The answers to our teasers
Answer: A lady in high heels!
Answer: A puppy, cat, or simply any small animal with four toes a foot!
Jokes from around the world
Here’re some signs of humor which you might have come across somewhere around the world. Enjoy reading!
A sign in a Paris hotel: Please leave your values at the front desk.
From the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
A sign in a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Sign in a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
In a laundry in Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sign in a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.
Sign in a Swiss inn: Special Today - no ice cream.
A sign in a hotel across the street from a Russian cemetery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Sign in a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.