HPB Voices Reloaded

Laughter – good for you!

1. A real estate agent was trying to sell a property.

"The disadvantages of this place are that to the north is the fish market, to the south is an ammonia factory, to the east is the garbage processing plant, and to the west is a polluted canal," said the agent.

"What are the advantages?" asked the prospective buyer, rather dubiously.

"You can always tell which way the wind is blowing," replied the agent.

2. Some suggestions for a healthier BMI:

Eat as much as you like. Just don't swallow it.
Either lose 10kg or grow 5cm taller.
Adopt a "see food" diet. See the food, but don't eat it.

3. A world-renown expert was giving a lecture on how to treat insomnia. After the lecture, a woman came up to him and said, "Doctor, I'm so glad I came for your lecture!"

"Did you find it beneficial?" asked the expert.

"It certainly was," replied the woman, "your lecture cured my insomnia!"

4. A man went to see a doctor and said: Doc, I don’t feel well.”

The doctor asked, “Tell me what’s wrong.”

The man replied, “I don’t know. You are the doctor; you are supposed to tell me.”

So the doctor said, “Take out your shoes and socks and I’ll examine you from your toes to your head.”