HPB Voices Reloaded

As we usher in the new Year of the Pig, what lies in store for the other animals?

Note: The following should be taken with a pinch of salt. But not more than the daily recommended allowance!

The Rat:  Lay low this year. The pig is bigger than you.

The Cow: You may go through some difficult times, but do not Cow Beh Cow Bull (complain loudly about it).

Tiger, Tiger, burning bright,
in the forests of the night,
What wondrous trick have you,
for the jolly pig?

(Apologies to William Blake)

The Rabbit: This is a good year for you - live in harmony with the pig.

The Dragon: You will be very popular this year. Your fiery breath guarantees a plentiful supply of Char Siew.

The Snake: Be careful not to take in more than you can swallow.

The Horse: There will be no threats to your career at Singapore Pools. You can still outrun the pig.

The Goat: It's the pig's year, not yours. Don't be a butt-head.

The Monkey: Don't bully any pigs on your Journey to the West.

The Rooster: Stay strong and healthy this year so you won't catch the 'flu.

The Dog: Zhu Peng Gou You (猪朋狗友 )... Be careful who you befriend.

The Pig: Congratulations! There'll be more of you this year. Just stay away from Dragons.